oh gosh. this damn website is too addicting. i died reading these.
fmylife.com
"Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML"
"Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML"
"Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML"
"Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "the next person who talks gets a note to take home".... one kid looks right at me and goes "meeow". FML"
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009
my oatmeal overflowed in the microwave today, causing a huge mess in the lunch room.
i just wanted to have some breakfast!
hahaha.
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Thursday, February 19, 2009
yayyeee yayeee!! i have a webcam now as of last night! it's more fun than i thought it would be! i just thought it was a lame ass device. hahah
staying home over the weekend.
need time to clean up and organize my life.
will blog about our adventures then
baby's off to an interview for irvine pd!
GOOOOD LUCK BABY!!
you'll be great.
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Wednesday, February 18, 2009
i had a wonderful time with my baby this past weekend.
blog later to tell you wassup!
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Thursday, February 12, 2009
a pat on the back for me! i saved $20 from not going out to lunch today =) woo hoo!
money in the bank.
